Golemancer Girls: A Monster Girl Harem Serial Short - Part 3 by Maxx Whittaker

Author:Maxx Whittaker [Whittaker, Maxx]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-01-16T05:00:00+00:00

5.

There’s only one word to describe our short trek through the swamp: bullshit.

Deep, hidden pools of muck suck at my boots. Wet, frigid mud seeps so deep it’s between my toes before we’ve gone a quarter league. It gets in my pants, spatters my coat and face. The small bars of land between the mud pits are scattered and random, and in the heavy mist it’s almost impossible to tell where they are. A layer of scraggly grass and sickly reeds obfuscates everything further. I can’t tell how deep the pits are, but I know I haven’t reached the bottom of any of them as I’ve passed thanks to low hanging branches that I hang onto for dear life as I push through the swamp.

Ruby fares better, but not by much. She growls, spitting bits of fetid mud from her lips as she turns to me with a murderous glare. She sinks beside me in what must be the tenth pit we’ve had to cross, opens her mouth to speak, then closes it as if considering her words. She closes her eyes a long moment, half of her body swallowed by the pit and hanging from a branch that reaches for her like dark fingers, before taking a long breath and trying again. “Master, is this wise?”

Jade cackles. “What she means is, ‘Master, I’m trying to think of a way to ask why we’re doing this without also sounding like I want to rip your head off your shoulders for subjecting me to this indignity. Also, I have mud in my lady bits’.”

Ruby blinks slowly. “That… is an excellent summation.”

I grip my own branch tight, hating that I still can’t feel solid ground under my feet. “Wait, so you do have mud in your… you know… magic temple?”

“A lady doesn’t answer such questions.” She considers. “Though, Salana didn’t consider herself much of a “lady,” so I suppose that I don’t either.” She pushes forward, her words almost buried under the sucking noises of the muck that she fights like a mortal enemy. “So yes. I do. Though, I refuse to call it a ‘magic temple’.”

“That’s not even close to the weirdest word he’s used for his cock,” Jade laughs.

Ruby pauses, turns to consider me over her shoulder. “Oh?”

“Jade… this is classified information…”

“From your golem companion?” Jade smacks invisible lips. “I think not.”

“Jade…”

“When he was drunk one time?”

Ruby’s lips curve. “Yes?”

“He said he had to take his ‘hog donkey’ out for a walk.”

There’s a pregnant silence while Ruby considers. Then she laughs, long and loud, a brief exhalation that’s swallowed by the swamp. She reaches up to wipe tears of mirth from her eyes before noticing the mud on her hands, then thinks the better of it. She smiles at Jade. “Delightful.”

“I don’t know if it meant he had to piss or… you know… work out some frustrations in private, and I’m not sure if I want to,” Jade says, her laughter matching Ruby’s.

I can’t help but smile. “I’ll never tell.”

“Pity,” Ruby says, lifting herself onto the next bar of land and then reaching back for me.

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